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The Last Dragonslayer by Jasper Fforde
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-11-03 | Author:Jasper Fforde

Maltcassion * * * I turned but saw no one. ‘Who’s there?’ I asked, my voice trembling. I thought I was the only one allowed in the Dragonlands. I looked ...
( Category: Dragons March 25,2014 )
Jackson Jones, Book 1: The Tale of a Boy, an Elf, and a Very Stinky Fish by Jenn L. Kelly
mobi |eng | 2010-08-17 | Author:Jenn L. Kelly

Eleissa smiled a Cheshire-cat smile at him. “I told you. I’m a Reader.” Jackson frowned as an awful thought occurred to him. Eleissa could read every terrible thing that happened ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
Ivy and Bean 1: Bk. 1 by Annie Barrows
mobi |eng | 2006-01-02 | Author:Annie Barrows

Once that was done, Ivy got out her face paint. Bean couldn’t believe it. The set had 24 colors. “Wow! Let’s do green stripes,” said Bean. “Or green dots.” There ...
( Category: Friendship, Social Skills & School Life March 25,2014 )
In a Glass Grimmly by Adam Gidwitz
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-09-27 | Author:Adam Gidwitz

* * * They glanced up again, and the market had burgeoned out to the horizon, its poles and flags piercing the sky. Soon, they came to yet another stone: ...
( Category: Action & Adventure March 25,2014 )
If You're Reading This, It's Too Late by Pseudonymous Bosch
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2008-10-01 | Author:Pseudonymous Bosch

Part the Third He might not get much sleep, but, at least, the Homunculus reflected, it wouldn’t be a cold night. The pigpen was nothing if not warm. The pigs ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
The Reptile Room by Lemony A. Snicket
mobi, epub | | 2003-03-24 | Author:Lemony A. Snicket

C H A P T E R Eight While the jeep sputtered ahead of them, the Baudelaire orphans trudged back toward Uncle Monty's house, the scent of horseradish in their ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction March 25,2014 )
Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck by Dale E. Basye
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-02-14 | Author:Dale E. Basye

Single-shot Better Latte Than Never coffee drink, stirred counterclockwise ONLY A monkey American Spit cigarettes (presmoked, as the devil is trying to quit) Head of raw broccoli (which the devil ...
( Category: Halloween March 25,2014 )
Blimpo by Dale E. Basye
mobi |eng | 2010-05-10 | Author:Dale E. Basye

A bowl of Enmity & Enmities chocolate candies with all the blue ones removed by severed hand Single-shot Better Latte Than Never coffee drink, stirred counterclockwise ONLY A monkey American ...
( Category: Halloween March 25,2014 )
Black Hearts in Battersea by Aiken Joan
mobi, epub |eng | 1964-01-02 | Author:Aiken, Joan [Aiken, Joan]

9 The dinner that the Duke of Battersea gave Dr. Furneaux's students was long remembered at the Academy of Art. As the Duke explained apologetically, the menu was put together ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
Flat Stanley by Jeff Brown; Scott Nash
mobi |eng | 2003-02-06 | Author:Jeff Brown; Scott Nash

But he was a good sport, so he put on the disguise. Back in the main hall, Mr. Dart helped Stanley climb up into the empty picture frame. Stanley was ...
( Category: Growing Up & Facts of Life March 25,2014 )
New Adventures of Curious George by H. A. Rey; Margret Rey
mobi, epub |eng | 1999-01-02 | Author:H. A. Rey; Margret Rey

Others joined in. "It's a bird!" they said. George made the bird fly away. Then the audience saw George's shadow up on the screen. They were delighted. "It's a monkey!" ...
( Category: Apes & Monkeys March 25,2014 )
My Teacher Fried My Brains by Bruce Coville
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2011-12-12 | Author:Bruce Coville

CHAPTER TWELVE Accused Once my heart started to beat again, I realized that I knew the person driving the car. It was Peter Thompson’s father. “Get in,” said Mr. Thompson ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic March 25,2014 )
My Teacher Flunked the Planet by Bruce Coville
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2011-12-19 | Author:Bruce Coville

CHAPTER TWELVE The Final Days We spent the rest of that long night circling Kennituck Falls, trying to locate Duncan. We had no success. At last, reluctantly, the aliens decided ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic March 25,2014 )
Charlie and the chocolate factory by Roald Dahl
mobi, epub | | 2009-12-25 | Author:Roald Dahl

Mrs Gloop let out a shriek of fury. 'I'm joking,' said Mr Wonka, giggling madly behind his beard. 'I didn't mean it. Forgive me. I'm so sorry. Good-bye, Mrs Gloop! ...
( Category: General March 25,2014 )
The Carnivorous Carnival by Lemony Snicket & Brett Helquist
mobi |por | 2002-07-15 | Author:Lemony Snicket & Brett Helquist

C H A P T E R Seven “What are you doing here, please?” Madame Lulu snarled. She strode quickly toward them, her own eyes glaring as angrily as the ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives March 25,2014 )

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